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Bill Blumenreich Presents

NICK OFFERMAN:
big woodchuck

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An evening of comedy with woodworking and bookish mirth

Nick Offerman, even more hirsute than last time, is back to remind the fans of sawdust what a living, breathing mammal, unsullied by AI, looks like. With songs and notions inspired by his newest book, Little Woodchucks, Nick—with support from woodworker and co-author Lee Buchanan— might just inspire you to get busy making things with your own hands, which is guaranteed to get you kissed. Especially if what you make is sausage rolls. “Canoes are sexy AF, especially when you make ‘em out of wood.”—Nina Simone, probably

Nick Offerman is an actor, author, humorist, and woodworker whose onscreen credits include the Emmy award-winning role of Bill in The Last of Us (HBO), Ron Swanson on NBC’s Parks and Recreation, Forest in Devs, and Karl Weathers in the FX series Fargo. He has written six New York Times Bestselling books: Where the Deer and the Antelope Play, Paddle Your Own Canoe, Gumption, Good Clean Fun, and The Greatest Love Story Ever Told, written with his wife, Megan Mullally. His latest book Little Woodchucks: Offerman Woodshop’s Guide to Tools and Tomfoolery is a narrative woodworking guide for kids, large and small.

VIP Book Bundle:

Ticket includes a premium seat and a signed copy of his new book “Little Woodchucks: Offerman Woodshop’s Guide to Tools and Tomfoolery”

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